To give you an idea of the kind of town we live in, here are a few choice excerpts from the Police Log in this week's edition of the Hull Times. Which is your favorite?
3:36 pm - N Street caller reports that her neighbor left a pile of leaves on her property.
8:39 pm - Caller says that five minutes ago a gray coyote walked from the carousel to George Washington Blvd.
3:53 pm - George Washington Blvd caller reports a cooler lid in the road going toward Hull just past Java Jungle.
9:50 pm - Atlantic House Ct caller reports that a bat just flew behind her bed. O/Connelly reports problem resolved.
11:28 am - Coburn St & Manomet Ave caller reports that two small white "poodle-like" dogs are wandering in the area.
5:08 am - Q St caller states that there is a raccoon in her living room. O/Glavin detailed and reports that there is a baby raccoon in the living room.
7:55 am - Belmont St & Kingsley Rd caller would like to get home, but cannot because the dogs are loose.
11:30 pm - L St. caller reports that someone has Super-glued the lock to her apartment. C3 reports that access was gained.
4:46 pm - Main St. Abandoned E911 call. Student dialed accidentally while trying to order cheerleading uniforms.
9:02 pm. Manomet Ave caller hears a strange noise outside her home. She doesn't know what it is. It could be wood. It could be an animal. It could be something else. She would like someone to check it out. The noise is on the left side of the house. S/Forzese reports that it was the neighbor's gate, which was blowing in the wind.
We better lock our doors - don't want the "poodle-like" dogs to get us!
6 comments:
This sounds like what would be reported in Stars Hollow.
Ha, good one, Jo. I like the misdialed cheerleading order. I'm glad you're somewhere safe.
Should I know what Stars Hollow is?
Gilmore Girls.
It sounds like there is a definite mammal issue in Hull. And the residents seem very dependent on the police. I hope you have them on speed dial in case you see a gray coyote walking around the carousel.
Sounds like you better lock your doors so the dreadful noisy gate doesn't hurt you.
And it's a Gilmore Girls reference.
Oh, and I would like to request a re-start up of Donning My Apron. I need some new inspiration.
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