Un-newsworthy News

Nothing very interesting has been happening around here, which why I had nothing to share for the C. Wm. Scoresby Family Chronicles. But here is some news that isn't really news for your reading pleasure.


- I fished a dead bug out of Grace's mouth this morning.

- Andrew's new frequently repeated phrase is "Then what?" It goes like this:
 
   Me: Pull up your pants.
   A: Then what?
   Me: Then flush the toilet and wash your hands.
   A: Then what?
   Me: Then you can go back to playing.
   A: Then what?
   Me: Then I don't care what you do.
   A: Why?

- Lauren and Andrew's newest game is called "Doggie School." From what I can tell, it consists of shutting yourself in the bathroom and running around yelling, "Parent pickup! Parent pickup!"

He still likes ice cream, but that's not news.

-Lauren took some pictures of the microwave microwaving.

She also talked Santa's ear off.

-I made some wheat, dairy, egg, soy, seafood, and peanut free muffins for Preston, and Lauren was kind enough to take a picture. These are chocolate banana muffins with chia seeds, coconut oil, and buckwheat flour. They're not bad, but I would never make them this way just for fun.

I caught Andrew mid-sneeze in this picture and I just think it's funny.

That's the "excitement" around here. What's happening at your house?