I just got this straight from MSN, but I thought it was one of the more hilarious things I've heard lately. These people should try working from home. It's awesome...
Here are 12 of the most outrageous excuses employees have heard for being late to work:
1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.
2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.
3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.
4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.
5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.
6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.
7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.
8. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.
9. My father didn't wake me up.
10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.
11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.
12. I had to go to bingo.
4 comments:
hahaha I like the right turn one. And the groundhog one. And the snake one. heck, I like them all.
Once I got to turn in a note to one of my teachers excusing me from not doing my homework because the neighbor's buffalo got out and was terrorizing us all night. That was kinda neat...
I remember the buffalo story! That's awesome.
I'm with Janet I like them all..
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