Kids Are Funny - Andrew-isms

About three years ago, I wrote a post called Lauren-isms, about some of the funny things she says. She still says funny things, but they're funny in a different way. Andrew says some pretty funny things now too, like the following.

- He frequently refers to a  "mystery bandit." Whenever we can't find something, he tells me "Maybe the mystery bandit took it."

- Instead of "yes" or "no," he prefers to say "yeperee" or "noperee."

- When I tell him something, he'll often respond with, "Huh? Me not know dat."

- He is somewhat obsessed with the number one hundred. Conversations like the following are common:

A: How long until we get there?
Me: Oh, two or three minutes.
A: Maybe one hundred minutes!


- He calls the cup holder on his seat in the car his "water circle."  That one's my favorite.